(please subscribe)

Author: Jin Chanshi

(please subscribe)

Yang Yunyi chuckled: "Compared with others, who do you want to compare with?"

The audience shouted: "Compete with Sun Yue!"

Sun Yue nodded and said: "Yes, you can compete with me!"

Yang Yunyi said disdainfully: "Just you, competing with you? Okay, you win!"

After saying this, Yang Yunyi looked arrogant.

The audience laughed, why are you so proud?

Sun Yue also wondered: "What do you mean I won?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Didn't you ask me to compare academic qualifications with you? You won. I'm proud, I'm proud!"

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry: "No, if you lose, why are you so arrogant?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Who is being arrogant? Didn't you graduate from that Imperial City Mentally Retarded No. 2 Middle School, and you are an alumnus of Teacher Yu and Yu Qian!"

The audience couldn't help it anymore, mentally retarded middle school?

Guo Degang in the background also laughed and looked at Yu Qian. Even everyone else looked at Yu Qian.

It seems to be asking, Teacher Yu, are you really a graduate of the Capital Mental Retardation No. 2 Middle School?

Yu Qian couldn't help but scolded: "Isn't this nonsense? Who graduated from the No. 2 Middle School with a mental retardation? He graduated from the junior college class of our Imperial Film Academy and is a serious college student."

Guo Degang consoled him: "Teacher Yu, it doesn't matter, just treat yourself as a graduate of the mentally retarded No. 2 Middle School."

Yu Qian was unhappy: "Fuck you, you just graduated from No. 2 Middle School with a mental retardation."

On the stage, Sun Yue shouted loudly: "Who is mentally retarded and graduated from No. 2 Middle School? Yu Qian and I are not from the same school."

Yang Yunyi said meaningfully: "So, you didn't graduate from the No. 2 Middle School for Mental Retardation, but Teacher Yu graduated from the No. 2 Middle School for Mental Retardation?"

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes!"

Soon he also reacted: "Fuck you, Teacher Yu didn't graduate from the Mentally Retarded No. 2 Middle School."

The audience below was already laughing their heads off.

Yang Yunyi said: "Aren't you brothers?"

Sun Yue said, "We are senior fellow apprentices. We learned cross talk from Mr. Shi Fukuan, so we are senior fellow apprentices and have nothing to do with the Capital No. 2 Middle School for Mental Retardation."

Yang Yunyi snorted: "I understand, I understand, you are brothers who study skills, not from the same school. But how do I remember that one of you graduated from the Capital Mental Retardation No. 2 Middle School."

Sun Yue shouted: "No, we have no graduates from this school."

Hearing this, Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun, which school did you graduate from and what degree do you have?"

Sun Yuedao: "I graduated from the Imperial Garden School, technical secondary school education. After graduation, I was assigned to work in the zoo."

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he immediately remembered it.

"Yes, that's right, Teacher Sun did graduate from this school. Imperial Capital Touen Technical School, their school."

Sun Yue quickly grabbed Yang Yunyi: "No, how can you still listen to Chachai? I'm talking about the Imperial Garden School."

Yang Yunyi looked suspicious: "Isn't this the school I just talked about?"

The audience below answered instead: "No!"

Sun Yue also said: "You are talking about the Imperial Capital Touyuan Technical School!"

Yang Yunyi said "oh" and said to the audience: "Anyway, Teacher Sun graduated from this school. He is a great person and has a college degree."

Sun Yue reminded: "It's high, it's high, technical secondary school!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, technical secondary school, technical secondary school education. After Teacher Sun graduated from this school, he found connections and entered the zoo. Teacher Sun's connections are so strong that most people can't find this kind of connections."

Sun Yue was unhappy: "What do you mean by looking for connections? I was assigned to the zoo! It was arranged by the school, not by looking for connections!"

Yang Yunyi was puzzled: "Aren't you looking for a relationship?"

Sun Yue waved his hand and said: "You're not looking for a relationship, don't talk nonsense! We guaranteed distribution at that time, unlike now, we don't guarantee distribution."

Yang Yunyi chuckled: "Teacher Sun, don't be joking. You drank too much last time, and you said you had connections in the zoo, so you were assigned to the zoo. Look at this person, and you will forget what you said in the blink of an eye.

"

Sun Yue raised his voice and said: "Don't talk nonsense. How can I be relevant in the zoo? If I am relevant, I still don't need to be in the zoo!"

Yang Yunyi clicked her tongue twice and said to the audience: "Friends in the audience, Teacher Sun said that he has nothing to do with the zoo. You don't believe me. Who doesn't know that Teacher Sun's parents work in the zoo?"

The audience gasped, looking incredulous.

Guo Degang in the background also looked at Yu Qian in confusion and asked in disbelief: "Sun's parents-in-law work in the zoo?"

Yu Qianbai gave Guo Degang a stunned look. This guy Yang Yunyi has been talking nonsense on the stage for these years, and there are still people who believe it. It's really a ghost.

The key is not only that the audience believed it, but also the crosstalk actors backstage, including Guo Degang.

Tell me, who can you ask to explain this?

Sun Yue also shouted: "When did my parents work in the zoo?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Last time I went to the zoo, your family of three were just wandering around the park. There were many tourists taking photos of your family of three. I even fed your father a banana!"

Sun Yue understood: "Fuck you, you are an elephant, and your whole family is an elephant!"

The audience's laughter resounded throughout Deyun Tower, and many people ouched and their stomachs hurt from laughing.

Having said all that, it turned out that I was waiting here.

Backstage, Guo Degang didn't smile, and looked speechless. He was actually deceived by such a low-level burden. He really thought that Sun Yue's parents worked in a zoo.

Yang Yunyi said: "No kidding, Teacher Sun's parents do not work in the zoo. However, Teacher Sun's job is indeed obtained through his family."

Sun Yue defended: "That's not the case!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "As we all know, Teacher Sun's grandfather is the famous cross talk Mr. Li Wenhua. Teacher Sun was able to obtain such a good job because of his grandfather. His grandfather spent a lot of money to become Teacher Sun

I got this job. If you ask Mr. Sun why his family is so rich, it’s all because of his family. They got rich based on their imagination."

The audience is having fun again, getting rich by imagining, why are the words in your mouth always so fresh!

Sun Yue leaned on the table with both hands. The table's endurance was quite strong.

Sun Yue said: "What does it mean to get rich by imagination? How can anyone get rich by imagination?"

Yang Yunyi asked after hearing this.

"Teacher Sun, according to you, how did your family become rich?"

When Sun Yue heard this, he smiled and said: "Of course you get rich through hard work!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he quickly said: "No, what you said is completely wrong."

Sun Yue was puzzled again: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "If you get rich through hard work, then the rich people should be the farmers, why should it be you?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone's heart was pricked.

I want to laugh, but I can’t laugh no matter what!

So, if hard work can really make you rich, it should be farmers who are rich!

What happened to the world? Are farmers living at the bottom?
Chapter completed!