Chapter 59 Drinking Tea and Eating Tea

Li Jing was almost choked to death by Yang Yunyi's tricks.

But the audience's performance was hilarious.

How can the traditional cross talk "Three or Five Sentences" have such ability, but Yang Yunyi did it.

Li Jing had to be convinced by this point.

Li Jing said: "Come on, let's do it again. Are you ready?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Okay!"

Li Jing quickly said the first sentence.

"I'll eat, and I'll treat you to dinner too!"

Yang Yunyi followed: "I'll eat, and I'll treat you to dinner too!"

Yang Yunyi did not make any mistakes, and asked doubtfully: "That's right, what's wrong?"

The audience was overjoyed. In fact, they also wanted to know why one was eating and the other was drinking.

Li Jing and Yang Yunyi have never talked about cross talk in the past. Although they know that Yang Yunyi is somewhat talented in cross talk, this guy directly suppressed himself on the stage and even took his position of being funny. If he was more traditional

, that is truly a promising future.

When Li Jing finished speaking, the audience was in an uproar.

Did Li Jing eat steamed buns?

Why are you making sophistry? Of course it’s just to prevent Yang Yunyi from eating tea!

Yang Yunyi was naturally the first to discover, who made the propagation of sound from near to far!

You must know that Yang Yunyi is a young man, and Li Jing is one of the founders of Deyun Tower. He is not as good as Guo Degang's apprentice. Is this ridiculous?

It's just that they are not allowed to comment on this matter. They are the audience. They can just watch the excitement and watch the wonderful cross talk.

Li Jing also added a third sentence at the right time. This third sentence means you are wrong, right?

Is the traditional "Three or Five Sentences" wrong? Those who admire it will say, yes!

Fortunately, Yang Yunyi gave him face and agreed directly.

Guo Degang was silent, and then he said: "No solution!"

By that time, if Li Jing can no longer catch it, there will be something to say.

Yang Yunyi pretended to be confused and looked at Li Jing.

After Li Jing took a breath, she asked again.

He really didn't like Yang Yunyi before, but now he doesn't really like him or not, he just thinks this person is quite sensible.

Yang Yunyi clapped her hands and said: "Teacher Li, I understand!"

"You didn't say anything either!"

The applause started, and Li Jing also laughed.

Guo Degang also smiled but said nothing.

Li Jing said: "Listen carefully, the second sentence, I drink tea and I invite you to drink tea too!"

At this time, it means you are really wrong.

Li Jing glanced at Yang Yunyi, fearing that Yang Yunyi would suddenly trick him again.

"Don't you understand?"

Li Jing had to take over the words at this time, but Yang Yunyi had thrown away this burden, and Li Jing didn't know how to deal with it.

No solution means that there is no way!

Because the third sentence is, you are wrong, you should follow up and say you are wrong, this is right!

After Li Jing finished speaking, there was a little sweat on his forehead. He was afraid that Yang Yunyi would do something wrong again and not follow the traditional routine.

As soon as Li Jing finished speaking, Yang Yunyi said doubtfully: "Teacher Li, let me interrupt for a moment, why do you drink tea while I drink tea? You drink tea, so I should drink tea too!"

The baggage thrown out by Yang Yunyi and the controversial issue about drinking tea and eating tea have made Guo Degang not even know how to answer it.

Now, I can still argue.

Li Jing said: "I said, in the third sentence, you were wrong, weren't you?"

Of course, the premise is that there is a selection!

Li Jing paused for a moment and then said: "Our relationship naturally does not allow you to eat tea. You should follow me and repeat this sentence. As long as you are correct in three sentences, you will win.

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When the audience heard what Yang Yunyi said, they thought it was what they had agreed upon, so they lost too much emotion and surprise and continued to watch the performance of these two people.

Just like the equation, Li Jing doesn’t know the formula!

Yang Yunyi responded: "Teacher Li, the relationship is that after you drink the tea, let me eat the remaining tea leaves!"

Li Jing was also dumbfounded. Then he realized why he had become so popular.

This also made Li Jing breathe a sigh of relief. Today's young crosstalk actors are too difficult to lead.

Li Jing looked at Yang Yunyi with a hint of looseness in her eyes.

Li Jing was unhappy: "Then why didn't you tell me the third sentence?"

When Yang Yunyi said this, everyone at the front and backstage couldn't stop laughing.

Yang Yunyi was stunned for a moment, then said with a wry smile: "So you are waiting for me here, okay, okay, okay, I've been fooled by you. But this doesn't prove that I have a problem with my IQ. It's all you who is digging for me."

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Li Jing still took the overall situation into consideration and said to Yang Yunyi: "Eating tea can be understood as eating tea leaves or chewing and swallowing the soaked tea leaves. It is also an ancient saying. And drinking tea means needing tea sets.

Brewing tea and drinking tea soup are a way of saying for us modern people."

Is this how drinking tea and eating tea are understood?

Guo Degang listened to this scene and cursed: "This stinky boy, how can you say that he has begun to take the initiative, and it's ridiculous again."

Yu Qian said with a smile: "As a disciple, you are able to advance and retreat in a controlled manner, which is amazing!"

The audience responded to Yang Yunyi one after another and agreed with Yang Yunyi's statement.

Yang Yunyi said this, which can be regarded as a relief for Li Jing.

Li Jing waited for Yang Yunyi to finish and then said the second sentence.

"I drink tea, and I'll treat you to tea too!"

If he reveals that he ate steamed buns, Li Jing will hate him for the rest of his life.

"I drink tea and I invite you to drink tea too!"

Yang Yunyi also interacted with the audience and asked the audience: "Friends in the audience, right?"

Now Li Jing is confused, you will understand what happened!

This is not to say that Li Jing’s cross talk skills are not good. You can say that Li Jing’s cross talk is not funny, but you cannot say that Li Jing’s cross talk is not good!

Li Jing said: "What do you understand?"

But the audience who knew cross talk knew that Li Jing did not catch Yang Yunyi's throw.

Yang Yunyi responded: "I understand!"

What about Li Jing?

Li Jing found that the audience under the stage had not yet regained their composure. Obviously, Yang Yunyi's burden could already be the best burden of the year.

Li Jing also reacted at this time, but he can't change it now. If I treat you to tea instead of inviting you to tea, it will really be eating steamed buns.

Yu Qian said to Guo Degang: "If you were standing on the stage right now, how would you deal with your apprentice's already exploding burden?"

You need to know the propagation of sound, but it doesn’t matter how many meters per second it propagates!

Yang Yunyi immediately said the second sentence before most of the audience could react.

In fact, he is just a happy person. What the people above said, it is the opposite of the funny one. After all, the funny one now is not Yang Yunyi, but Li Jing!

Seeing that the audience had said this, Li Jing shouted: "Okay, okay, let's do it again, and add a few sentences this time. If you're still wrong, then you won't have anything to say!"

Yang Yunyi patted his chest and said confidently: "Don't worry, I can't make a mistake!"

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