Chapter 60 Why did I have a mouth?

“I’ll eat and I’ll treat you to dinner too!”

This is the first sentence of three or five sentences, and Li Jing repeated it.

After Yang Yunyi heard this, he immediately followed.

“I’ll eat and I’ll treat you to dinner too!”

By the second sentence, Yang Yunyi thought Li Jing would change drinking tea to tea.

But Li Jing hasn't changed here, it's still the same as before.

This seems very smart, because if he changed the situation from "I drink tea and invite you to drink tea here" to the original "I also invite you to drink tea," wouldn't it mean that what Li Jing just ate was steamed buns?

So Li Jing seemed very smart if he didn't say that.

Yang Yunyi was also smart and continued to talk.

When it came to the third sentence, Li Jing repeated his old tricks.

He said: "Li Jing has gone, you don't want to think too much. I have known Li Jing for so many years, and he is not a stingy person. It's just that in his opinion, your basic skills are particularly poor."

. He treats things differently than people, so you just have to work hard in the future."

Yang Yunyi went backstage and wanted to go to Li Jing to apologize. After all, the words were changed without consulting him on stage. Yang Yunyi could see that Teacher Li Jing was very unhappy.

Li Jing asked: "How many sentences are there now?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Yu, I'm looking for Teacher Li Jing. I could see that he was a little unhappy on stage just now. Although in our cross talk industry, it doesn't matter what we say on stage, but I believe there is still some grudge in my heart.

.Just like my master said on stage that all eighteen generations of your family have died, you will definitely be unhappy."

The audience was not stingy with their applause and applauded wildly, almost knocking off the roof of the building.

I don’t know if this kid is suitable for teasing or admiration!

Yang Yunyi replied without thinking: "Four sentences!"

Li Jing also reacted very quickly, after all, he was one of the founders of Deyun Tower.

"It's wrong!"

It's a pity that this kid is Guo Degang's apprentice, and he picked it up for nothing. Who can I ask to explain this!

When I got to Yang Yunyi's place, I changed from three sentences to four sentences.

It's just that in the crowd, there are still spectators who are not coming to see the cross talk.

Yu Qian simply shut up and stopped talking. The words Yang Yunyi was talking about were gone, and if he continued talking, there would be no more people left.

How come such an upright person has a mouth?

Fortunately, he is a crosstalk actor. If he had changed to any other profession, he would have been beaten to death long ago.

But if he had it to do over again, he would still do it.

Yu Qian gave Guo Degang a stunned look, pointed in the direction of the stage and replied: "Who else can there be, Yang Yunyi!"

Originally, the fourth sentence of the three or five sentences consisted of a few funny questions and three complimentary sentences.

He then asked: "In that case, why don't you follow me?"

However, Yu Qian couldn't understand Yang Yunyi's artistic accomplishments in cross talk.

Yang Yunyi replied sarcastically: "Hey, I'm not a repeater. If I say the same thing to you, wouldn't it really appear that there is something wrong with my IQ?"

Yu Qian took a deep breath and resisted the thought of giving Yang Yunyi a big dick.

Yu Qian said yes, and everything was understood.

Hearing this, Yang Yunyi was puzzled.

Yang Yunyi used his arm to pry Li Jing, and said naively: "It's wrong!"

Yu Qian looked at Yang Yunyi and felt puzzled.

It was a very simple traditional cross talk segment, just three to five sentences, but Yang Yunyi made it so funny that the audience was unconvinced.

However, this has no scientific basis because experts do not admit it.

The audience also wanted to ask why there were only four sentences.

But when Yang Yunyi went to find Li Jing, only Yu Qian was there, not even Guo Degang.

But after Li Jing asked them, they stopped talking and watched quietly.

Yang Yunyi did not expect that he would be so resented for offending scalpers.

Li Jing was stunned on the stage, and the audience laughed so hard that their kidney stones broke into pieces.

"Teacher Li, let me do the math for you. When I eat, I also treat you to dinner. That's the first sentence. The second sentence is, I drink tea and I treat you to tea. The second sentence, the third sentence, that's wrong, isn't it? The fourth sentence

"How many sentences are there now? Is it four sentences? Teacher Li, please tell me yourself!"

To be honest, Shimen Crosstalk needs such talents!

I didn’t expect that watching cross talk can cure stones.

It's just that they always feel like, how come something that was flattering turned into something funny, and something that was funny became something that was flattering?

Yang Yunyi's explanation to Li Jing was also explained by the audience.

But it doesn't matter. The person he hired to do the job was very professional and a professional crosstalk actor, but he didn't have much fame.

It was still a three- to five-sentence reinterpretation of the traditional cross talk that even the people this man brought in to do the work couldn't get over, which made him mad to death.

The two then bowed and thanked the audience for watching the cross talk.

When Yang Yunyi returns to the stage as a teaser, it will be the time when he cannot get off the stage.

Guo Degang looked at Yu Qian and asked, "Who wants to defy heaven?"

The audience in the audience applauded Yang Yunyi.

"Your apprentice!" Yu Qian thought Guo Degang had bad ears, so he said it again.

Yu Qian said: "Lao Guo, this disciple of yours is going to defy heaven!"

"Teacher Yu, are my basic skills poor?"

After he saw Yang Yunyi and Li Jing going down, he was gnashing his teeth.

On the stage, Li Jing looked at Yang Yunyi and said with disbelief: "Why are there only four sentences?"

Yang Yunyi pushed Li Jing gently: "Go to hell!"

It’s not that Yang Yunyi applauded when he came up, but Yang Yunyi’s performance on stage deserves applause.

Scalpers have already affected the normal audience. The audience is the bread and butter of the cross talk actors. If the cross talk actors get their money, then they should not care about the losses of their parents!

If this continues, sooner or later you will be cast aside by the audience.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian in the background couldn't help laughing.

Li Jing smiled and said: "You are not a repeater, you are also a parrot!"

Yu Qian watched Yang Yunyi walk in and asked Yang Yunyi, "What, are you looking for your master? He just took a very important call and left."

Guo Degang gave a meaningful oh, and then said: "Tell me Yang Yi, this kid is not going to be rebellious, but he is rebellious!"

Just wait, he won't let it go.

Originally, he brought someone to do some work today, but Yang Yunyi didn't come to tease him, and instead took the position of complimenting him.

Guo Degang said: "I know you are talking about my apprentice, but I have so many apprentices, which one are you talking about?"

Yang Yunyi was not happy anymore. He looked at Yu Qian and said, "Teacher Yu, if I am considered to be poor in basic skills, then Kong Laosan will not be allowed to go to the well for Shaobing!"

Yu Qian was stunned. It was not Yang Yunyi who said that the basic skills of Zhu Jianfeng and Kong Desui were different.

But Yang Yunyi said hanging well, what kind of wonderful word is this?

Yu Qian had only heard of jumping into wells and hanging himself, so what kind of novel way of death was this hanging well?

Waiting online, quite anxious!

At first, this book only used the cover of Deyun Society. Later, the book friend asked me to use homophones for the sake of reading experience. In fact, there was no real person like this at the beginning. Finally, I asked for monthly tickets.
Chapter completed!