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Chapter 70 Ginseng Rooster

Sun Yue said angrily: "Nonsense, Teacher Yu agreed, isn't this your master's promotion?"

Yang Yunyi saw this and comforted him: "Teacher Sun, don't be angry. As there is a saying, anger is a disease. As for me, I don't need you to shout. I just have it in my heart."

When Sun Yue heard this, he started to take action again.

He slapped Yang Yunyi hard on the back and yelled angrily: "Who yelled!"

The audience became happy again, and there was no trace of this advantage.

Although you don't call me daddy, you are my son in my heart.

The only pity is that Yang Yunyi studied under Guo Degang and has never told pornographic jokes.

Actually, it's not that Yang Yunyi doesn't want to talk about it. He hasn't watched any movies.

He has seen them all, from the Korean pressure belt and Smecta on the island, to the European and American powerhouses an hour away, to the domestic area where people wait for an hour and work for ten minutes or so.

I have been single for a long time, and I love watching these excellent action movies that educate people.

This craftsmanship is worthy of being inherited from the same origin.

Sun Yue agreed: "That's right."

Do all people who talk about cross talk do this now?

Sun Yue also laughed on the stage. He really didn't expect Yang Yunyi to have such a skill. He couldn't hold back. This guy always gave himself such big surprises, and ordinary people couldn't catch them at all.

It’s not that they don’t want to buy the front row, but they still have to buy it!

Sun Yue cheered and said: "You said that you are your parents, how can you talk like this?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "That's what I mean, no matter which row I sit in, it's the same. For example, the big brother who tried to hit me just now didn't hit me, but even if he hit me, I still have to suffer.

Who asked him to spend money!"

"What's wrong with you?"

Yang Yunyi ignored Sun Yue and began to tell his inner thoughts.

But, here is the standard. If he does this, he will be banned directly.

Sun Yue finished his attack and said: "That's because you can only speak cross talk!"

The audience in the audience has listened to cross talk for a long time, and they have never seen such a funny scene.

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, and the audience was equally dumbfounded.

Yang Yunyi sighed again, with sadness on his face.

Sun Yue looked surprised: "Yes, you will understand it when you are less than twenty years old."

“Ginseng cock!”

While listening to Yang Yunyi's cross talk, he would throw something out to you out of the blue. Before you could understand it, your lips had already started to curl up.

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue with a solemn expression.

That vocabulary seems to be from the underworld, is it a cross talk or is it down to earth?

Yang Yunyi said: "You're still grounded, I'm still grounded to the underworld!"

Perhaps only Yang Yunyi can do this, because in the entire cross talk world, only Yang Yunyi can say such a bad thing.

Sun Yue chuckled: "You can make this all right, just keep going!"

Sun Yue replied: "Yes, the customer is God!"

"Teacher Sun, could you please stop using such hellish words all the time?"

Sun Yue said dumbfounded: "During the dialogue backstage, you didn't tell me that you had prepared this move!"

It turns out that this guy is throwing away the baggage again, but why is it so funny every time he throws the baggage?

Soon Sun Yue reacted and angrily said: "How could I see it? I have a wife and I am not a craftsman like you."

Yang Yunyi continued: "When we talk about cross talk, it is our hobby and the way we support our family."

Sun Yue quickly interrupted: "Stop talking, I really like it!"

Sun Yue replied: "Yes!"

All the spectators opened their eyes wide, wondering what kind of crap this is.

Sun Yue nodded and said: "Crosstalk is so down-to-earth!"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy and pointed at Sun Yue.

Sun Yue waved his hand and said: "Okay, I won't argue with you, after all, your academic qualifications are here! What I mean by down-to-earth means being close to the public, everyone can understand."

Good guy, I just wanted to say that there are no dirty jokes, so I will serve you the food immediately.

The audience began to shout again, accompanied by fierce applause and immense curiosity.

Yang Yunyi said with a smile: "Actually, I know that Teacher Sun watches it, and I also know that my sister-in-law likes to watch it, so we still watch it together. After all, we learn skills together, we communicate with each other, and we learn from each other."

The male audience members immediately started to scream, and the female audience members started to cover their faces.

Yang Yunyi raised his finger and nodded and said: "I don't know if it's God or not, but although he is trying to beat me up, he is also a person who loves cross talk very much. This shows that cross talk is the most popular genre.

Art."

Yang Yunyi replied: "You guys may not know, just like the textile worker, you think she really likes textiles! You think the actress from the island country action movie really likes it?"

Yang Yunyi asked the audience in the back row: "I just want to ask the audience in the back row if they don't have the money to buy the front row!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I mean we can make money to support our family by talking about cross talk, which is better than anything else!"

"When we talk about cross talk, we rely on the support of the audience, so the audience is our food and clothing parents. Some sit in the front row, and some sit in the back row."

"Teacher Sun didn't just study for a few more days, and he also engaged in personal attacks!"

Yang Yunyi ignored Sun Yue and said to the staff in the building: "I spent a lot of money for the performance. This Screaming Chicken only costs three yuan, but this ginseng cost me eight hundred, remember to reimburse me!"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "Actually, when you reach my age, you have already understood it."

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi in disbelief, and said: "This ginseng beard has eight hundred roots, show me!"

Sun Yue touched Yang Yunyi lightly this time, not understanding his sadness.

When Sun Yue was about to speak, Yang Yunyi opened his coat, took out the Screaming Chicken pinned to his waist, and took out a ginseng stick from his trouser pocket. Yang Yunyi squeezed the Screaming Chicken and screamed.

Yang Yunyi said in surprise: "Teacher Sun also likes to watch?"

Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi's collar and asked: "What did you just say? You said you and my wife watched it together, and we also communicated and discussed with each other."

Because everyone who is familiar with Yang Yunyi knows that this guy has started to act like a monster again.

Sun Yue didn't quite understand, not to mention Sun Yue didn't quite understand, the audience didn't understand either.

Yes, you will be reimbursed directly on stage.

The audience was stunned for a moment, then laughed.

Seeing Sun Yue like this, Yang Yunyi was a little scared and quickly replied: "Teacher Sun, you misunderstood. When I talked about mutual communication and discussion, I meant watching cross talk. Don't you know, my sister-in-law also likes to hear you talk about cross talk."

Sun Yue said shyly: "Watch it occasionally!"

In this regard, Yang Yunyi was naturally able to stop him, but Yang Yunyi's body was no match for Sun Yue.

Soon, Sun Yue snatched the ginseng seeds.

Sun Yue smelled the ginseng seeds, and then looked incredulous.

I remember something from my elementary school days. My classmate dug up a radish root and said he found ginseng. The whole school was shocked. As for the result, please give me a monthly ticket to continue.
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