Chapter 71
The burden of thinking
After Sun Yue sniffed the ginseng seeds, he looked at Yang Yunyi unkindly.
"Who are you blackmailing? Isn't this just Carrot Xuzi?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned at first, and then burst into laughter.
The radish seeds that others don't want are sold as ginseng seeds, and they open their mouths and pay eight hundred.
Eight hundred, half a month's salary for many people.
Of course, there are friends in the audience who work in coastal areas. The basic salary in 2005 was about 440 or 660, and a month of busy work only paid less than 2,000 or more than 2,000.
So if radish seeds are worth so much, wouldn't it mean that those who grow radish will get rich?
Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun, this is just a burden, and you still take it seriously."
Sun Yue said: "Then your master will be shocked by your burden. After all, if you really go on like this and make false reimbursements, Deyun Tower will be destroyed by you."
Yang Yunyi sighed: "Teacher Sun, you don't understand!"
Yu Qian chuckled twice and said to Yang Yunyi: "You're fine, I'll remember it."
Many people say very good things in private, but in front of an audience, it just doesn't work.
Guo Degang also suddenly understood why Yu Qian said that it was a pity that Yang Yunyi had such a mouth. Not only was it a pity that this kid had such a mouth, he was even willing to do whatever it took to amuse the audience on stage.
Sun Yue yelled: "This is what my wife said!"
Yang Yunyi said: "What I mean is that it has been almost a year since I performed cross talk on stage. Although I am young, Teacher Sun, you were my partner before. As you know, we usually performed twice a day, starting at one o'clock!
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Taking age as the starting point, it throws out one baggage after another, and finally ends with Guo Degang and Yu Qian to describe the current Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue.
Sun Yue became interested and rubbed his hands.
Sun Yue became anxious and asked urgently: "What did my wife say about you?"
As soon as I said this, it felt wrong again.
But what can I say, Yang Yunyi's stage effect is great.
Yang Yunyi replied: "Because Tianjin is so tiger, tiger means tiger in English! Hahaha, Master, it's fun, I still have it."
So Yang Yunyi is his own joke, and it is indeed childish to blame Guo Degang for this.
Guo Degang resisted the urge to hit someone and asked: "Why?"
It’s not unreasonable for Yang Yunyi to be the founder of cross talk.
Yang Yunyi winked and replied: "Yunyi, you don't last as long as before!"
Yang Yunyi smiled and replied: "Master, do you like it? If you like it, I will give you a few. For example, there was a little duck called a mud duck because it was short. One day it met a duck even shorter than it.
Zi, that duck Zi looked at the clay duck and said: I am such a short clay duck!"
Sun Yue's wife said about you?
Then she is still Sun Yue's wife. If he doesn't tell Sun Yue about you, then he won't be your wife!
Although he walked out of the backstage silently, he stood at the door with a look of confusion on his face, why did the master become angry? Could it be that he had a bad burden?
Or is this homophonic joke making people physically uncomfortable?
Backstage, Yu Qian looked at Yang Yunyi and said: "The cross talk is very good!"
Yang Yunyi argued: "What's wrong? Teacher Yu's wife also told my master the same thing."
Sun Yue was shocked again. He had forgotten what Yang Yunyi said about his wife. He asked: "What did Teacher Yu's wife say to Teacher Guo?"
This can be said on stage, why don't you communicate privately, although we also really like to hear it.
After all, if we elaborate on this in detail, we won’t be able to grasp the scale.
The audience was naturally not stingy with their applause for Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue. This cross talk was so exciting.
Sun Yue shouted, and the audience in the audience were also extremely shocked.
"Teacher Sun, let's not talk about whether the audience likes to watch us or not, we can't bear it if this continues! Even if we are still young, this is not a problem! Did your voice become hoarse a few days ago?
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At this moment, Guo Degang, Yu Qian and Sun Yue were left in the background.
Yang Yunyi explained: "Teacher Sun, I have been wounded for my master, carried a gun, stopped a beauty, and drank soup on the wine table!"
Yang Yunyi didn't notice it at all and was still fussing around!
"Also, do you know why Tianjin is the toughest city in the country?"
Yang Yunyi continued: "But starting from the second half of the year, our number of performances has increased significantly. The performances started at one o'clock, and at seven o'clock in the evening, they were still on stage."
Yang Yunyi's face showed sadness: "Friends in the audience, you don't know, just because there are so many shows, Teacher Sun's wife even talks about me."
He explained: "Teacher Yu, actually these are all jokes made by Master, I just changed them."
Yang Yunyi was silent for a moment and replied: "Teacher Yu's wife said, Gangzi, you can't do this anymore. Our family, Yu Qian, although he is older, he still has the work to do."
The two then faced the audience and walked off the stage.
Guo Degang took a deep breath and asked Yang Yunyi: "On the stage just now, how did you come up with the burden of Ginseng Rooster?"
Doesn't Yu Qian know that this is Yang Yunyi who is causing trouble? Although Guo Degang made fun of himself on stage, he never said so in the audience.
Sun Yue wondered: "Why don't I understand?"
Backstage, Yu Qian's butt was already two centimeters away from his seat. If Yang Yunyi dared to talk nonsense, he would go on stage right now and drag Yang Yunyi down and beat him up.
Wait, why is it not as long as before?
Applause rang out again, but the applause contained a somewhat profound meaning!
Yang Yunyi was stunned and looked at Guo Degang.
Sun Yue nodded: "That's what happened!"
The audience also looked expectant, wondering how Yang Yunyi would live up to their wishes.
Sun Yue did not hide anything: "Yes, there is such a thing!"
"I'm more interested in this beauty. Please elaborate!"
After Yang Yunyi heard this, he directly refuted it.
When Sun Yue heard this, he smiled directly.
Indeed, this pairing was quite interesting and left a deep impression on the audience.
Sun Yue's eyes widened with a look of disbelief on his face.
Sun Yue and Yu Qian almost vomited at the side, and Guo Degang's mind was also full of black threads.
Yang Yunyi continued: "Anyway, I am so flattering, so I think it's best to be with you!"
Sun Yue disagreed: "Although I am a little tired, it also reflects that the audience loves to watch us two!"
Yang Yunyi glanced at the backstage and seemed a little cautious.
Yang Yunyi looked at Yu Qian's look and expression, and naturally knew that Teacher Yu felt uncomfortable.
"Go to hell!"
"go out!"
Guo Degang asked: "This kid has completely let himself go. Is there no one who can treat him?"
Neither Yu Qian nor Sun Yue spoke, because they knew clearly that Yang Yunyi was Guo Degang's apprentice, and the only one who could cure Yang Yunyi was Guo Degang.
If other people really dared to beep too much, Guo Degang might even get angry.
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Chapter completed!