Chapter 86 I can’t be a fool (fourth update)

Guo Degang thought for a while and then said: "11,642 times 48,921, do the math!"

Yang Yunyi gave the answer almost without hesitation.

"Forty-eight, six hundred and fifty-three thousand, two hundred and twenty-one!"

Hearing Yang Yunyi's answer, the audience at the scene burst into laughter.

Yu Qian in the background was stunned. He said: "Why is Yun Yi so good at mental arithmetic?"

Others also looked confused, but Sun Yue smiled and said nothing.

Guo De just saw that the audience's emotions were coming, and said: "You can do the math again, what is 36 times 52?"

Yang Yunyi also immediately replied: "Eighty-four million two hundred and fifty-three"

Before he finished speaking, Guo Degang smiled and pushed Yang Yunyi.

Guo Degang had a look of disbelief on his face and said cheerfully: "This is also called culture, then everyone present is cultured!"

The audience member didn't react at the time, but as laughter rang out from around him, he understood instantly.

Guo Degang said happily: "Don't take advantage of me, I'm not in vain!"

Guo Degang said: "I just want you to tell the truth, in front of everyone!"

It was nothing more than that they went to attend a Spring Festival event in 2003, but when they arrived, the organizer told them that the cross talk program had been cancelled.

Yang Yunyi began to joke: "You are all my master's father and fellow countrymen, and you should all have watched my master grow up."

This sentence was a bit of a naughty joke, and made the audience laugh again.

Guo Degang said in a dumbfounded voice: "You just have to be fast, no matter whether it's right or not!"

Yang Yunyi said in turn: "But Master, you haven't gone to college either!"

Then Yang Yunyi said: "My master didn't graduate from elementary school, and he originally wanted to get into Imperial University."

Some viewers took out their mobile phones and said: "36 times 52 equals 1872, why is it 3061?"

However, there are still nods from the older generation. They have indeed watched Guo Degang grow from a young man of about sixteen or seventeen years old to a man in his thirties who is not tall and dark now.

Guo Degang shook off Yang Yunyi's hand on his shoulder and said angrily: "Who is so angry? I'm saying that I can't be a big fool."

"Everyone, I went to a restaurant with Mr. Yu Qian to have dinner at the end of 2003. When I saw him working as a waiter in the restaurant, I thought he was inspiring, so I picked him up. At that time, Mr. Yu had not yet joined Deyun House.

, this guy joined earlier than Teacher Yu. So where did you get your culture from? Weren’t you serving dishes before?"

At this time, Guo Degang also introduced the origin of Yang Yunyi.

Not to mention the audience being curious, everyone in Deyun Tower, except Yu Qian who experienced it personally, was curious.

Guo Degang agreed: "By the way, there is a reason why I don't go to college!"

The audience also gave timely feedback with cheers. This guy is so shameless, but I like it so much!

Guo Degang quickly stopped Yang Yunyi from squirming on the stage and said: "Okay, don't be so beautiful. What are you doing? You can't control it, right? Who among us in Deyun Tower doesn't know that I picked you up from the hotel."

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Yang Yunyi said helplessly: "Master, you don't need to emphasize again that I am the one serving the dishes. All this history has passed."

"I know there is a reason why my master was not able to go to college. He is not like me!"

It turned out that Lao Guo didn't bring enough money, so he met Yang Yunyi, who was a hotel waiter at the time, and that was it.

Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said proudly: "Hey, by the way, this is culture!"

Yang Yunyi added: "Master, did you forget to mention that when you and Teacher Yu went to dinner, you didn't bring enough money!"

They knew that Yang Yunyi worked as a waiter before, but they didn't know how he came to Deyun Tower to talk about cross talk, so they all looked at Yu Qian.

"I went to Peking University before graduating from elementary school. I am a big fool, right?"

At this moment, the audience is laughing so hard that their eyes have lost focus. How can this person survive after he gets off the stage?

Anyway, they felt that Yang Yunyi was not just teasing him, but a personal attack, and he was also attacking his master!

Yang Yunyi comforted him and said, "Master, you don't have to worry. I understand that the way you introduce yourself is really something that most people can't do."

Guo Degang said: "I even want to slap you!"

Yang Yunyi understood and said: "Equal to 3061!"

Guo Degang said: "What? The master just told you that people need to settle down. Everyone knows that you are the one who serves the dishes, so you should calm down and learn the skills."

Before Guo Degang could tell the reason, Yang Yunyi took the lead and talked about what happened.

Yang Yunyi swayed his body and laughed loudly: "By the way, it's so fast and it's so powerful, hahaha!"

People backstage also understood that Yang Yunyi’s mental arithmetic is like this, so I can do it too.

Yang Yunyi was unhappy and said to the audience: "I just want to ask you if you are happy?"

Guo Degang nodded and said: "This is true and it is a fact!"

It was indeed a desolate time, nothing like it is now.

Then there was a wild laugh. How could this person be so funny?

Then Yang Yunyi repeated Guo Degang's words, I must be a big fool, and then said: "Why are you still on the stage and introducing yourself!"

The audience craned their necks instantly, curious about this matter.

Yang Yunyi risked his life and said nonchalantly: "I never went to college, so that's enough!"

Guo Degang pointed at himself, looking unsure of himself.

A group of people in the audience quickly started to take advantage. Anyone who doesn't take advantage is a bastard!

Guo Degang said helplessly: "Yes, you still have zeros and integers!"

Yang Yunyi exclaimed, patted Guo Degang and said, "Degang, don't be so high-profile!"

On the stage, Guo Degang naturally would not tell this matter.

In fact, it wasn’t that year, just two years ago!

When Yu Qian saw this, he also told everyone about the past events.

"Yes, yes, I watched him grow up."

Guo Degang sighed and replied: "There is a reason for this."

It was freezing cold at that time, so I thought of eating outside and going back.

"I said 36 times 52!"

The audience in the audience did not dare to do so and said one after another: "You are wrong!"

Yes, they can only go back.

Yang Yunyi agreed: "Yes, yes, everyone in the audience and I know that you can't be a big fool!"

Some audience members in the audience had already begun to shout no, their stomachs were convulsing with laughter.

But Yang Yunyi's cross talk performance is not over yet. Don't tell me that your stomach is convulsing with laughter, even if your large intestine, small intestine and appendix are knotted with laughter, you must continue to listen.

When you are a crosstalk actor, you must have professional ethics. How could you step off the stage before finishing your performance?

Unless you faint on stage, the performance must continue as long as there is an audience.

No one has any connotation, let alone Cao Yunxin!

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