Chapter 87 Prepare to speak three times (fifth update)

Guo Degang shook his head and said: "I don't even want to talk to you anymore. It's not that I underestimate myself. I have never thought about getting into Imperial University."

Yang Yunyi said: "Ladies and gentlemen, my master went to the Imperial University before graduating from elementary school and got a score of 620."

The audience naturally didn't believe it, this guy was obviously talking nonsense.

If you don't graduate from elementary school and take the college entrance examination with a score of 620, you are no longer a genius, but a child prodigy.

Guo Degang quickly stopped Yang Yunyi and said, "Don't brag on my behalf. I'm scared after hearing this!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "What a pity. At that time, Imperial Capital University collected one million points. It can be said that my master just missed out on Imperial Capital University!"

Yang Yunyi's expression and his actions once again made the audience laugh.

If Teito University really charges one million points, it can be said that no one will be able to pass the exam.

Guo Degang couldn't help but said: "If you charge one million points, no one will be able to pass the exam."

Yang Yunyi said: "But speaking of my master, when he was in primary school, he was also very good. He was the third best and sixth best student in the class. Three times six equals eighteen, eighteen best students!"

Guo Degang asked strangely: "What are you talking about?"

Guo Degang hated the iron and said: "That's called the eighteen bends of the mountain road here, and the nine links of the waterway here. This is the lyrics of "Eighteen Bends of the Mountain Road"!"

After Guo De just came to his senses, he asked strangely: "But what does this have to do with my father? If the teacher invites my father, my grades will not be good!"

The elder brother Yang Yunyi pointed at was also a fun person, and he said: "It's only fifty yuan!"

This is definitely Yang Yunyi's impromptu line, which has not been communicated before.

The audience below also burst out laughing.

Guo Degang burst out laughing suddenly. In fact, he usually doesn't laugh on stage unless he really can't help it. Why does this guy always spit out some random and meaningless words?

Yang Yunyi replied: "Yes, Master, you thought the same way at the time. Just tell the teacher, come to me if you have anything to do, don't scare my dad!"

Guo Degang shouted: "I have never mentioned this matter to anyone, you know?"

"Yang Yi!"

This uncle was even better. He replied directly: "Anyway, it's all money without conscience. If you don't make money, you won't make it in vain!"

Yang Yunyi's lively behavior made the audience unable to bear his jokes.

Yang Yunyi returned to Guo Degang and said to Guo Degang: "Master, why are you angry! You can also explain it, you can also refute me!"

"How new is it? The top three in the exam still invite their parents?"

After hearing this, Guo Degang looked puzzled.

Yang Yunyi looked at an old man again and asked: "Uncle, you are so old and you are here to make such unconscionable money!"

Guo Degang became angry and called out Yang Yunyi's real name.

This is what the song is called, and is it sung this way?

Yang Yunyi didn't hesitate and said "Ivory" out of his mouth.

The audience laughed so hard that they fell off their seats. This guy was really not afraid of death. He was making fun of his master crazily on the stage!

"Everyone in this audience is your shill! Who doesn't know that today you held a cross talk show and invited a lot of actors. By the way, you spent a lot of money, right? Is it your own private money?

Did you get it from Master Niang?"

Yang Yunyi began to feel proud again: "Of course, Master, the reason why you stopped studying back then was because you were among the top three in the class every time, and the teacher would always tell you to call your dad to come to school."

Just as Guo De was about to speak for the second time, Yang Yunyi came back with another move.

Yang Yunyi moistened his throat before replying: "Your teacher said, Gangzi, don't always want to be the first in the exam. The exam industry is very deep, and the answers on the exam are all fixed. Listen to the teacher's advice, you

If you can’t grasp it, the top three are just about the same.”

"Explanation is a cover-up!"

Before many people had time to react and were just enjoying themselves, Yang Yunyi spoke again.

Yang Yunyi left and separated himself from Guo Degang, pointed at Guo Degang and said: "Humility! Excessive modesty means you are proud!"

Yang Yunyi immediately retorted: "Why not? The students here are eighteen good, the students here are nine heavens. It's not the song "the students here are eighteen good", that's how it is sung!"

Yang Yi then said: "Yes, the cloud word my master gave me is gone. It seems that my master is really angry."

Guo Degang was unhappy and pointed outside and said: "I said you really opened your mouth and started talking nonsense. All of you here are my fellow villagers. My parents love me and they all know it!"

This sentence contains a lot of information.

Guo Degang prepared to speak three times, but Yang Yunyi started the empty city plan.

Yang Yunyi agreed: "Yes, the master is more generous. But as soon as the master's father came, he quickly apologized to the teacher. The master's father said, I'm sorry, teacher, I'm really sorry. If it weren't for the policy of opening up the second child, I would have had a second child a long time ago."

Fetus."

He didn’t say that during the duet before!

Yang Yunyi started again, he said: "Of course, did your teacher say something to you at that time?"

Yang Yunyi said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, that's what I meant! Anyway, Master, your grades were very good when you were in primary school."

"The cover-up is the truth!"

Guo Degang was stunned, and then he said: "Otherwise we won't be embarrassed, there are eighteen good students!"

Guo Degang saw that the audience was shouting for joy, and he obviously liked Yang Yunyi's trick, so he explained: "The main reason is that at that time, my father and I were as close as brothers, and I was more loyal!"

As soon as these words came out, Guo Degang was stunned.

What kind of relationship does this teacher have with Guo Degang?

Just as Guo Degang was about to speak, Yang Yunyi came up with a move that would drain the fire from the bottom of the cauldron.

"Brother, how much money did you take?"

This is Yang Yunyi interacting with the audience in the audience, and the audience in the audience quickly responded, that is, they don't know.

Guo Degang said to the audience: "We were different back then. Studying was our only way out."

Including the older generation of cross talk artists in Tianjin, they don’t know why Guo Degang stopped studying and started doing cross talk.

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, my master is right. At that time, studying was his only way out. As for why my master stopped studying and started talking about cross talk, does anyone know?"

Guo Degang chuckled twice: "Actually, it's just average!"

"There is no need to quibble with the facts!"

Guo De just started coughing on stage. It wasn't because he had a cold, but because he was choking on his saliva.

At this moment, the audience in the audience was cheering and applauding. This performance made everyone happy, which was a thousand times more awesome than blind praise!

It was originally the fourth update, but some readers said that I looked down on him and spent 40 cents to put it on the shelves. This time I will ask you to spend another 10 cents.
Chapter completed!