The old ancestor Ziyang looked at the old man's back and shook his head helplessly. He suddenly took a strong breath again, stood up and said, "Although my brother is sophisticated, he is impatient and humorous. Such remarks are not easy. Now, I will say to him!"

Although everyone was reluctant to leave, they also applauded repeatedly.

"Can you all know why my Ziyang Immortal Sect split the three sects?"

Everyone in the audience was speechless, only three heads nodded secretly, thinking, "Don't say it, although this old man Dingxu is unbearable, he still has some tricks. He said it in a few words and became interested in the audience."

The old ancestor Ziyang said again, "Those who seek my great way"

The bamboo head green suddenly came to his mind and pointed at the right words, "The ancestor is wrong, he is the one who smells my big fart."

Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter from the audience. The ancestor was so angry that he lowered his head and looked for it. After thinking about it, he pulled down his shoes and threw them at the bamboo shoot head green.

The ancestor Ziyang calmed down and sat back on the chair angrily and continued, "Those who hear my great way cannot come out of the third method. There is so-called diligence that can make up for the shortcomings. If you have something to ask, you have to try it to know whether it will be successful or not. If you try too much, you can always find some ways, which is why my trial door exists."

Everyone in the audience had a long sound!

The ancestor Ziyang raised his hand to stop the noise and said, "It's the word "enlightenment". This is the basic method for our predecessors to seek the Tao, and it is also the most difficult method to understand the path. Understand the changes of all things, understand the good and evil in the world, feel the cold and warmth of winter and summer, and be grateful for the helplessness of life and death, and let you understand something from it."

Off the audience, even the bamboo shoot head green who couldn't stop interrupting, nodded repeatedly.

Zhan Ning'er raised her hand and asked, "Master, what's the point of this last fate practice?"

The ancestor Ziyang nodded and said, "You are good at asking! The so-called fate is luck. The impermanence of fate is to be able to understand what you cannot reach. Those who have luck can eat without effort. Those who have luck can have no wisdom and worry."

"But, how can we get lucky?"

The sound of the donkey from the distance came from the distance, and everyone turned their heads to look.

I saw the old man Dingxu riding on the back of the donkey, holding the cooked braised pig head in his hand, biting it, and still applauding. He tied the donkey to the front of the stage, flew onto the stage, and pressed the pig head to the ancestor Ziyang and said, "Hey! Brother, don't you try it? Old man, I finally learned this skill from someone secretly. I've been braised for three whole hours, but it's delicious."

The ancestor Ziyang sighed and shook his hand and said, "Hey! I'm so old, I can't enjoy it anymore. Brother, you're here to teach. Since you're here, you'll talk about this later!"

"What's the story? Where did you preach?"

"See, I will get the method of fate!"

"Well! Luck is not something to be desired. But there is no way. For example, gambling, even if you have to lose after gambling, there are people who win a thousand-odd, right? The key is to calculate the scale. Otherwise, if you are caught, don't be lucky, how can you keep breaking your arms and legs? Hey! What's your name for the guy with a pointed head?"

Suntouqing quickly smiled and said, "Disciple Lu Wanhong."

Everyone in the audience sneered and said in unison, "Immortal Master, his name is bamboo head green, and there is a saying that it is bamboo head green, bamboo head green, and the turtle cuckold is not as green as him."

The old man was amused and bitten into the pig's ear, chewing the greasy mouth and said, "For example, this turtle cuckold! The wrong one is the bamboo shoot head. Tell me about this kid, just because he flatters and agrees with me, the old man will be happy and give it to you. Isn't this a wonderful way to get lucky?"

Suddenly, there was a lot of discussion in the audience, "Do you hear that? If you want good luck, you must flatter the immortal master."

"You are stupid! That's a metaphor for the immortal master."

"But, isn't it luck to get great benefits to the Immortal Master?"

"It's hard to say. You guys can't stand the benefits of this old man."

Li Qing'er suddenly felt energetic and pulled the bamboo shoot's head and the corners of her clothes.

Suntouqing understood and stood up again and said to Dingxu, "The Immortal Master also said that he wanted to give benefits to his disciples, but his disciple wanted to give them another one."

Dingxu nodded and said, "It's not a good idea to send someone else to you! Do you want to give the benefits to the fat girl beside you?"

Bamboo nodded with a smile on his face.

"What a generous green bamboo shoot. Old man, I'm a little optimistic about you." He asked Li Qing'er again, "Fat Girl, tell me! What are the benefits?"

"Let's change the place, I'll secretly tell you, my disciple?"

"No, if you need to come here, you have to come here."

Li Qing'er lowered her head and thought for a long time. The bamboo head green stretched out her finger and touched Li Qing'er, "You said it! It would be too late to not say such a good opportunity."

Li Qing'er finally raised her head and looked for the eyes that looked at her one by one. After searching, she took a deep breath and asked Dingxu, "Can you really agree to give me the benefits?"

The old man nodded.

“Can you give any benefits?”

"As long as the old man can do it, there is nothing that cannot be given. I see you are also pious, can I give you a good fortune?"

Li Qing'er shook her head, bit her lower lip and looked at the bamboo head green, but the bamboo head green patted her shoulder, her face full of firmness.

"Hey! Do you say or not? So many people are waiting. If you don't say it, you'll give up."

"Immortal Master, I want to ask my lover to love you. Can you cast spells and give them?"

"What nonsense, old man, I promised you all, I won't go back on my word."

The bamboo head green face was full of excitement, thinking, "Oh! My love sister is really true, I still have to ask for it. Brother, I love you wholeheartedly!"

"Then I've said it! The immortal master is not allowed to say anything."

Dingxu didn't say anything, but just glared at Li Qing'er.

A stuttering voice came, "Disciple, I~I am dedicated to seeking it~ My lover's love~~~~"

Bamboo green couldn't wait to ask, "Who do you want to love me, do you say!"

"Lu~~zi~~" Sudden words made Lu Zixiang, who was standing in front, stare at Li Qing'er with a look of surprise. Li Qing'er, who looked at him with all eyes, no longer had the courage to continue speaking. But everyone already understood.

Dingxu was immediately overjoyed, "Haha! It's easy to say, old man, I thought there was something difficult to do! Isn't you just want a donkey? There's an old man here I'll give you it."

Suddenly, the audience was stunned, and then the surprise came with a burst of laughter like a tide.

Li Qing'er immediately reached out to cover her round, red face, turned around and flew back and ran out.

The bamboo head green was stunned and felt aggrieved. He sat on the cushion, his head was so low that he could no longer be lowered.

The ancestor Ziyang took two steps forward and pulled the corner of Dingxu's clothes, leaned on his ear and whispered, "Senior brother, didn't I say you, are you kidding like this? In front of so many people, how can you give the girl the attitude to meet people? Let's go, stop talking."

Dingxu smiled and patted the hand of the old ancestor Ziyang. He flew to the front of the Suntouqing and said, "Old man, I said, "You give me the benefits, but it may be a greater benefit to me!"

"Can this be a good thing?"

"Silly boy, after this blow, that fat girl will inevitably find a short circuit and you won't chase after you. When you chase her, you are still afraid that she will not give up with you."

Suntouqing suddenly felt anxious and screamed that it was difficult to jump out of the hall and chased him out.

The old man jumped onto the front desk and continued to say, "Did you see it? This is the way to get luck."

"Old man, you are talking nonsense, you are so embarrassed that you are so lucky."

"Oh! You don't understand this, right? Don't look down on other people's fat girl, who is a beautiful girl. After this blow, don't you know the taste? Then you stupid boys will be drooling and envious of other people's bamboo shoots! Think about it again, this bamboo shoots are chasing the fat girl, and will not tell a couple. At that time, the fat girl understands the truth, and the two will definitely be very loving. Wouldn't they both get the benefits? Isn't this a way to get lucky?"

Suddenly, there was a silence in the audience, and he looked at Old Man Dingxu with admiration.

The old ancestor Ziyang was so excited that he couldn't help but cough, but he couldn't help but applaud. The audience suddenly burst into applause.

"Immortal Master, I'll give you a benefit, right?"

"Yeah yeah!"

"I want it too, I want one too."

The old man was furious and pointed at the crowd below and scolded, "Bah! You are worthy too! Old man, my benefits are not something I ask for. If the old man can be happy another day, we will send them off."

Everyone was like this, thinking about how to please Old Man Dingxu.

Dingxu said again, "Don't think that you will feel happy if you get the chance. Old man, my eldest disciple, has to practice more to strengthen his confidence because of the strong opportunity. After the show, go home and think about it carefully. Old man, my pig's head is cold."

After this, whenever the Ziyang Immortal Sect said that they wanted to practice Taoism, they would change it to hearing Taoism, or simply call it a fart.

They just say hello to each other, they are all "Hey! Senior Brother, did you smell it today?"

"Well! I smelled a lot, how are you doing! Have you smelled the method?"
Chapter completed!