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Chapter 90: Old Brothers Play Chess

In the warm pavilion of Ziyang Immortal Sect, two old men were opposite each other and chessed.

Dingxu "Hey! My car, no, it's okay. It's up to you to have a lot of beard, so let me take a step back."

Zi Yang "Senior brother, even if you die of old age, you are not as old as you! Why is it so troublesome to play chess with you? You still regret chess at any time."

Dingxu "Oh! You guy, you can't take a step back and you can't lose a piece of meat. You're so stingy, forget it, I won't stop." As he said that, he stretched out his hand and pulled at the plate of chess pieces.

Zi Yang "Don't! Just take two steps back and let you take two steps back, why bother ruining it and starting again!"

Dingxu "Brother, I can't play you, can't I admit defeat? It's really boring to play chess with your little boy."

Zi Yang "Hey! Brother, look at me, I am also an ancestor, but this last step is really hard to take. I think it will take a long time to sit and transform and cultivate the next life."

Dingxu "Well! This last step is indeed difficult. Brother, I watched you practice three reincarnations. If this reincarnation does not work, you may be able to do it again."

Zi Yang "Brother, I don't know whether I should say it or not?"

Dingxu "Looking at what you said, we are all old friends in the third generation, so there is no need to talk so much nonsense."

Zi Yang "Brother, I have practiced for three lifetimes, but you are still majestic. Could it be that you have already stepped out of our own territory?"

Dingxu shook his head, "Don't reveal the secrets! Ask something else!"

Zi Yang "Well! Brother, how long have you lived forever?"

The old man thought for a while and said, "Yeah! I think about it! It seems that it has been for decades!"

Zi Yang "Hey! You are immortal, how embarrassed you have only lived for decades?"

Dingxu "If you don't believe it, forget it. Oh! Old man, I'm very smart at chess. If I can't, I'm going to have a game?"

Zi Yang "Old man, you are not allowed to cheat."

Dingxu "Oh! If you don't cheat, can I still call you a good immortal master?"

Zi Yang "Go with you! Come again."

As they said that, the two of them set up a chessboard to play chess.

Zi Yang "I said you are a dying person. I just heard you have accepted two apprentices? Isn't this your usual style?"

Dingxu "Jumping your pawn with a vault. Will I talk nonsense with old man? We really took two treasure apprentices."

Zi Yang "Hey! It's rare! I think your disciple must be extraordinary, why not bring it with you? Or send it to the sect?"

Dingxu "Our apprentices are still young! Is it possible to feed him milk?"

Zi Yang "What? A child has such a blessing, which can make you an old man become an apprentice? Is it a genius prodigy?"

Dingxu "Oh! Little boy, why do you eat my horse? If you can't, take two steps back."

Zi Yang "Old man, I'm asking you! What kind of genius prodigy can get into your old Dharma eyes!"

Dingxu "You are so embarrassed to say to me, old man, I see that you are so sharp-tongued, I'm afraid there are not many left in your old age, right?"

Zi Yang "Don't interrupt, I'll ask your apprentice? Tell me about it to my brother."

Dingxu "Hey! It's better not to say it, I'm afraid that I'll scare you, kid, at least."

Zi Yang "I'm not my brother, I'll tell you. I'm going to be transformed in less than 30 or 20 years, but if there is no pillar in the sect, will the disciples in the sect decline?"

Dingxu "If you lose, you will lose! Just wait for you to cultivate for a hundred years in the next life, and you will be able to continue to be the leader of your family after you have obtained the soul of your life."

Zi Yang "You're done, I'm old, General. Haha! Let you regret the chess, the old boy is about to die!"

Dingxu "Come again, I will definitely kill you this time."

The old ancestor Ziyang set up the chessboard, reached out to make a move, and said, "Brother! I have no other intentions when I ask you two disciples. I think the disciples you have taken must be extraordinary, just want them to support me, the Ziyang Immortal Sect."

Dingxu, "Hey! I didn't say you, I didn't see you founded any sect in the first two lives. I have to make a burden in this life. You said you didn't ask for your own fault or something? In the next life, don't do anything about the Blue Yang Immortal Sect or the Gray Yang Immortal Sect. You can forget your name in this life."

Zi Yang "Can you blame me? I asked you to steal it from your mother when I was three years old. Until now, I am just a confused memory of my mother's appearance."

Dingxu "What? You blame me for coming. Brother is not just for your own good, I want you to get rid of the world. Besides, your mother, old man, I have taken care of you until old age. Old man, I see that you are dying, and I am not afraid of misleading your cultivation. I will tell you a secret."

The old ancestor Ziyang was surprised, and then his inquiring eyes turned to Old Man Dingxu.

Old man Dingxu pulled Xiao Hu and said, "I remember more than a hundred years ago, did you send you a baby?"

Zi Yang "What you said is my apprentice, Youran real person Hong Junkuan?"

Dingxu nodded and said, "You know what your surname is now! In this life, your boy's surname is Hong."

The old ancestor Ziyang closed his eyes and pondered for a while. The question in his heart was even better, and he asked, "But, it's not right! Even if I have brothers, I shouldn't be a baby at that time?"

Dingxu "Tsk! You kid has lived for so many years in vain. Is that guy like your brother? That's your great-great-great-grandson of your true brother."

Zi Yang "Hey! Did you ever think that until I died, Zi Yang finally understood his surname, but what is my name?"

Dingxu tilted his mouth and stretched out his tongue, "Name? I think you still don't know."

Zi Yang "Brother, I'm afraid I won't be able to take this step in my life. Are you afraid that you will mislead your brother's mood?"

Dingxu "Hey! Since you want to know, I will tell you. When you were a kid, they called you Dog'er, Hong Little Dog'er."

Zi Yang was stunned. When he was a child, his kind tone of his mother calling her nickname suddenly surged to his heart. In an instant, his wrinkled forehead stretched out, his white bearded mouth curled up, his old face covered with old spots became rosy, and his endless kindness was also covered with endless kindness.

Alas! He shook his head, and then said with a bitter smile, "Haha! Although he only has a nickname, it also makes me regret for my whole life. Brother, you are not unaware that I cannot have children in the next life. If one child has more children, I will lose one's cultivation level. But my disciples are like my biological child. If I am a child, how can I gain a foothold in this family!"

Dingxu "Bastard, you think about secular affairs all day long, no wonder you can't take this step."

The Ziyang Ancestor sighed, "Hey! I can't let go! Why not be younger brother, I'll give this Ancestor to you, brother."

Dingxu waved his hand for a while, "Don't, don't pester me all day long. Old man, I'm used to wildness, and I don't want to be tied up with this!"

Zi Yang "Then you send your two disciples up the mountain!"

Dingxu nodded and said, "Yes, but I have to wait a few more years. Wait until my second disciple's spiritual seed roots are born innate, and wait until my eldest disciple survives the life disaster."

Zi Yang was shocked and stared at Dingxu with wide eyes and asked, "What? Gensheng is innate? You are not a joke, right? According to legend, Gensheng is a strange man, not to mention flying in the air, even if he doesn't practice, he will be powerful and good at avoiding demons."

Dingxu nodded, "Well! If not, I wouldn't have thought of accepting disciples."

Zi Yang scratched his head, felt something was wrong, and pointed at Dingxu and asked, "Well! No, what did you say just now? Why did you say that your eldest disciple will survive the death disaster? What kind of thing is your eldest disciple?"

Dingxu looked at the Ziyang Ancestor with strange eyes and said, "Guess!"

Zi Yang "What are you guessing? Is there another dragon in our world?"

Dingxu shook his head and said, "No, guess again?"

Zi Yang "Or, could it be that the treasure land brewed a divine egg and hatched a divine bird phoenix?"

Dingxu stopped playing chess, stretched out his fingers, lit up at the ancestor Ziyang and said, "Are you guessing?"

Zi Yang "If you can let your immortality be a big disciple, the first time you have to be a white tiger?"

Dingxu "Hey! Look at the difficulty you guessed, old man, let me tell you the truth! My eldest disciple is a dog, a thin dog covered in black hair."

As soon as he finished speaking, the old ancestor Ziyang overturned the chessboard, his face full of incredible feelings, and he widened his eyes and pointed at Dingxu. He thought to himself, "You are immortal, our family has gone to the sea of ​​outstanding talents, but no one you like. He actually ran out and got a shit eater as his apprentice."

Before Zi Yang got angry, suddenly there was a knock outside the door. A disciple of Yingshan walked in from the door, bowed to Zi Yang, and Dingxu and the others and said, "Old ancestor, the next ancestor, outside the mountain gate, there is a person who claims to be a disciple of the immortal master and apprentice, who comes to worship the mountain."

The old ancestor Ziyang glanced at Dingxu with a squinted look, "Old man, can't you? Your dog apprentice came to him?"

Dingxu was also curious and looked at Yingshan disciples with a squint eyes, tugging at the beard and saying, "How is that possible? You guy is right?"

The disciple of Yingshan gave another tribute, "The person who came said this in person, saying that you always asked him to come to Ziyang Immortal Sect to find you."

Dingxu thought for a while, "Come here? Could this guy succeed in robbing? It's wrong! Even if he succeeds in robbing, he can't be a human being!" Then he asked the disciple Yingshan, "You guy, are you a human being or a big black-haired dog?"

The disciple chuckled, "The Immortal Master is really good at joking. How can a dog find our territory?"

‘It’s strange? Could it be that my second disciple came?’ Thinking of this, he asked the disciple again, “But a little girl who is only seven or eight years old?”

The disciple Yingshan was surprised and said, "No way? Could it be that this guy at the foot of the mountain pretended to be a disciple of the Immortal Master and came to make jokes? Well, you big fat man, the disciple will bomb him out now."

Speaking of fat man, Dingxu immediately understood a lot, grabbed the disciple's hand and said, "Slowly, I didn't expect that this guy really has some skills. He can take root in less than five years. Let him come in! Old man, I want to see how this guy looks like now."

Zi Yang Dingxu waited for half an hour and lost his mind to play chess.

Zi Yang "Hey! Old Immortal brother, I said, your dog apprentice, did you come to our house by smelling your stinky feet?"

Dingxu "Shh! Old man, I'll tell you solemnly, don't tell me about my dog ​​as an apprentice, otherwise I'd have to be ridiculed!"

Zi Yang "Oh roar! You are still shy when you are old? Just your broken mouth, I just don't say anything about it. I'm afraid you will also promote it all over the city, right?"

Dingxu slapped his hairy head lightly, "Hmph! Then don't worry, old man, I have my own tricks."

Zi Yang scratched his head, "People say that you are weird, but I have been with you for a long time, but I really can't see where the weirdness is. But today I can see through you. Tell me, I can't find a treasure apprentice there, but you have found a black dog. I'm afraid that my brother will miss your secrets. I don't object to being your dog master, don't pull the ancestor and be a dog uncle, it will be a killer."

Dingxu was furious, "Bah! What a thing! You're so confused. Brother, I tell you, letting you be a dog uncle is a politeness, don't underestimate the black dog, it's a treasure dog with great chance."

Zi Yang "Wow! Baodog, is it because he swallows water from all over the sea and his fart collapses on Wuyue Mountain?"

Dingxu "Bah! You are so embarrassed to be an ancestor. You can say such unbearable words. Seeing that you are so looking forward to it, let Lao Hei Beng give you a taste of it another day?"

Zi Yang said with a lip voice, "Look, look, learn what kind of people you follow, and you should talk less to your immortals in the future, so as not to learn some dirty words."

Dingxu glared at Zi Yang, "Hey! I said, brother, don't look down on other black dogs. Brother, remember you, isn't it also called a dog?"

Zi Yang suddenly stopped answering correctly, "Hey! But why did your dog apprentice become a fat man again?"

Dingxu "Yes! Why haven't this fat man come yet after half an hour?"

Zi Yang "It seems that your baby apprentice is asking us brothers to welcome you!"

Dingxu "What nonsense, just go and take a look if you are curious."

As he said that, the old man Dingxu pulled Zi Yang and floated out of the warm chalet.
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